I've
been wanting to watch Hero for a long time. I was under the
impression that this movie was similar to Crouching
Tiger, Hidden Dragon
which I thought was one of the best movies I'd ever seen. So, I was
looking forward to this movie despite the fact that it was directed
by the guy who did House
of Flying Daggers
which is my most hated movie of all time. Surely HoFD was just a
fluke. It must take a lot of effort to make a movie as painful as
that. I thought no director would be able to make a whole TWO movies
that are that bad.
I
was *this* close to being wrong.
The
movie starts with the main character, Nameless, meeting with the
Emperor after having killed the three most deadly assassins in the
known world (who were trying to kill the emperor): Flying Snow,
Broken Sword, and Sky. The story is told as a series of flashbacks
as Nameless and the Emperor converse over tea. However, in an
entertaining twist (not too hard to figure out yourself), the first
flashback is actually a total lie. The story is revealed by the
retelling of these flashbacks, each telling getting closer to the
truth until all is finally revealed at the end. I really liked this
way of storytelling. It kept me interested and curious to find out
what the truth really was and to see how the movie would end. I
found myself trying to decipher the truth from the lies as the movie
went on.
Despite
the creative storytelling, the story being told was rather mediocre.
A simple vengeance tale with no turns that I haven't seen before. I
believe it was the way the story was told that helped make it
interesting. The
plot is so thin that it had to be retold multiple times in order to
create a feature-length movie. In fact, the movie probably would've
been server better if it had ditched it's method of storytelling and
developed the plot that was there more.
The
characters are one of the biggest faults I consistently have with
this director's movies. They do things that make no sense. It feels
like I'm watching a chick flick. During one of the fights, a drop of
water is splashed on the corpse of a dead character. One of the
combatants immediately runs to wipe off the single drop of water
(which looked like a tear on her sad face). He does this despite the
fact that the other guy is trying
to kill him.
I get on a real world level that this character feels like life is
pointless without his lover, but that's not shown in the film. It's
said, but not shown. At no point in the movie do we get an
impression about how much he loved her. The characters are all like
this, especially Nameless. A classic movie rule is "show, don't
tell", which this movie, despite it's visual nature, doesn't
follow. It tells us this, it tells us that, and I'm ultimately not
convinced when I'm supposed to feel an emotional impact.
The
biggest fault I have with the movie is its attempt at dramatic
moments (here on referred to as "dramatic"). There are
many times where the movie tries to be emotional, dramatic, or
touching, but I just end up laughing. A good example would be the
fight bewteen Nameless and Sky. After the guards clear out, the two
fighters just stand there when a blind musician gets up to make his
way out, but Nameless stops him and asks him to play another song.
So the old man does so and we've now arbitrarily set up a classic
kung fu trope. It doesn't feel like *part* of the film world. It
feels like an artificial moment the director wanted to put in there.
It's like a kid who wanted to make a kung fu movie like the ones he
enjoys by copying the classic, well-done scenes from his favorite
movies. He copied them, but all he managed to do was tack these
elements onto the film instead of actually integrating them into the
film. He tried to make them work without figuring out WHY they
worked. It gets worse when, instead of beating the crap out of each
other, Nameless and Sky fight "in their minds". The fight
is played out in short, black and white clips, representing the
battle going on in their heads, but not physically happening. It
sounds like a good "moment" in a movie, where two masters
face off against one another on a higher plane of skill than a
novice, but it does not come off that way. It's not set up in the
movie, it just happens. It's so disconnected from reality ("they
fought in
their minds??")
and the rest of the movie, that it does not add to the film, it takes
away from it.
The
fight scenes, with the exception of one, also fall to a similar fate
as the rest of the movie. Slow motion is used excessively in these
fights. Fight scenes are supposed to be exciting. Literally slowing
down the fight makes it far less exciting to watch. Slow motion in a
fight scene should be used to draw attention to either a particularly
important moment like a fatal blow, or to make it easier to see a
really cool move. But
that's not now it's done here—it's used for everything.
Furthermore,
the choreography is repetitive
and awkward.
During one of the fights in particular, the fighters spent most of
their time running and jumping around in slow motion. They only
attacked each other a few times. It
was a very repetitive fight watching them simply fly around over and
over again.
Another
problem that the movie in general suffers from, as well as the fight
scenes, is that of odd jump cuts. In one cut, the fighters may be
running away from each other or from some object, in the next cut
they'll be right in each others' faces. One fight did this
excessively and it disrupts
the continuity of the film, making me feel like I'm missing parts of
it. Thankfully,
the fight scene between Jet Li and Donnie Yen is totally awesome.
That fight scene saved this movie for me--it was totally badass.
There were some really impressive moves and my eyes had trouble
keeping up with the action (courtesy of Jet Li), which is a good
thing.
The
Wuxia moments in this movie (and the director's other films) also
fall flat on their face. In one fight, Nameless and Broken Sword
literally smack a droplet of water back and forth like a ping pong
ball. The film slows like it's a dramatic, beautiful moment, but I
broke up laughing. This is hampered by the fact that the special
effects are obviously fake. In the fight between Nameless and Sky,
after one of the "dramatic" moments, Nameless charges
forward through the rain in slow motion. He's moving so fast, that
the rain looks like it's nearly frozen in mid-air and we see Jet Li
smack into these floating raindrops as he charges towards Sky.
However, the special effects as the raindrops explode upon Jet Li's
expressionless face look incredibly fake. I think we're supposed to
take these moments as beautiful, but it's not beautiful, it's
ridiculous.
A
final fault I find in this movie is Jet Li's acting. I don't recall
him ever changing facial expressions away from his stoic, souless
gaze. During some shots, it works to the character's advantage, but
largely I found his character to serve no purpose in the movie. He's
completely an emotionless piece of cardboard. You could replace
every shot of Jet Li's face with a cardboard cutout and nobody would
know the difference. He does such a good job at it that I'm not even
mad, I'm actually impressed. Unfortunately, it doesn't make for a
better movie.
To
the movie's credit, it is very visually striking--lots of use of
color and some very aesthetically pleasing visuals. There's a fight
scene that takes place entirely upon a lake and it's beautiful to
watch the water splashing in the sunlight with the mountains in the
background. But these visuals don't do anything for the movie.
They're just there to look good. During the separate retellings of
the story, the visual color scheme changes from red, to blue, to
white. Perhaps this means something to the Chinese viewers, but all
I can picture is the director saying, "Oooh! Look how dramatic
and artistic I am! I'm such an amazing director!" It's visuals
for the sake of visuals rather than the story. The Wuxia moments
suffer the same fate.
The
fight scene between
Jet Li and Donnie Yen is the only thing worthwhile about this movie.
It's a slow (literally), boring,
senseless movie.
Still
better than House of Flying Daggers.
If you would like to purchase this movie (which I doubt you would after reading this review), please do so by visiting the link below. Disagree with my take on the movie? Let the world know in the comments below, but post a reasoned argument.
Hero (Two Disc Special Edition Blu-ray + Digital Copy)
Hero (Two Disc Special Edition Blu-ray + Digital Copy)
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